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I am mentally ill [May. 8th, 2006|09:42 pm]
Or so I've been told by friends and family. The below links to a few of my pictures probably prove it. I plan on sumbitting these as evidence when I plead insanity at a future trial. Then, after the conviction, I'll spend the rest of my days kicking back in an insane asylum where I'm fed baby food and narcotics at regular intervals.

Everybody's gotta have a dream.






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[User Picture]From: downmarketguru
2006-05-09 12:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you Celestialsoda for taking the time to check out my posts and comment. Bitter Jesus was something I came up with after September 11th and I was extremely angry with religion in general. I thought "Jesus would probably be so irate and disappointed with the human race at this point in our existence he'd just say to hell with us and completely bail out on Judgement Day." You'll be seeing more Bitter Jesus soon, but that's the scenario. Jesus returns to Earth (Boston to be exact) supposedly to kick off Judgement Day and he decides we're not worth it. Instead he sits around in a dive bar on Commonwealth Avenue, drinking and pontificating (well, shouting mostly) while the rest of the heavenly host (along with Satan and his minions) wonder just what the holdup is.
However I need to improve my photoshop skills, I'm not exactly thrilled with how the photobucket posts turned out...

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[User Picture]From: tipgardner
2006-05-09 04:16 pm (UTC)
You are SO gonna burn in Hell. Maybe Satan will take you on as chief muralist or something like that.
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[User Picture]From: downmarketguru
2006-05-10 11:46 am (UTC)
Tip you are so sweet! If you get there before me could you put in a good word? Thanks mate!
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[User Picture]From: inspiredlife
2006-05-09 08:02 pm (UTC)
Alex, your posts are a thing of beauty...sarcastic, bitter beauty. Everyone's gotta have a dream, yeah?
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[User Picture]From: downmarketguru
2006-05-10 11:45 am (UTC)
Thanks very much inspiredlife! Kind words indeed. It's either write / draw and post or slip further into insanity. The feedback I'm getting is much appreciated and I'll be working on more Bitter Jesus over the weekend!
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From: mereol
2006-05-10 01:26 pm (UTC)
Bitter Jesus is my new co-pilot. Excellent, Alex.

Wait till I tell Dad, he's gonna be so proud of me-
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[User Picture]From: downmarketguru
2006-05-10 11:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much! Bitter Jesus is resurrected out of my sketchbook after years of neglect. He won't be happy....
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From: jj1108
2006-05-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
Here via inspiredlife. These are fantastic especially Bitter Jesus and Bad Advice. I agree with Tip though, Hell must be waiting for you. Good thing it's where all the intelligent people are.
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[User Picture]From: downmarketguru
2006-05-10 11:24 pm (UTC)
I'm sure there's a fair number of insane blasphemers in hell too so I'm confident I'll fit in! Thanks for checking out my LJ!

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