|I'm about to have a reenactment of Red Dawn in my office
||[Mar. 28th, 2006|07:07 pm]
So we've got this new fucking Russian guy named Michael Kueller in my office (goes by the nickname of Mitch) who is supposed to be our QA lead. He speaks broken English like a retarded 4 year old and apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever (I guess years of having nothing to eat but shoe leather after the collapse of communism will do that to a guy). Anyway we've all been working our asses off testing this new code and we've found 2000 bugs (ouch). We have this system we log all the bugs into and I noticed this new Russian guy logged ticket # 2000 in our bug tracking system. So I write an email to the team: |
Congrats to "Mitch" Kueller for landing lucky ticket #2000.
Just to lighten things up because we're all working hard / late hours. And this vodka-for-breakfast sucking assface writes back:
Alex I will appreciate you will use my first name not my Internet nick in business e-mails.
then cc's the whole world on it.
As far as I'm concerned, that is the office equivalent of Russian forces dropping out of the sky and shooting the shit out of my history teacher. When I kill this douchebag and restore democracy to the free world I'm spray painting "Wolverines" on his bloated corpse before I kick it out the 9th floor window.
P.S: Don't tell me I'm fucking overreacting.
P.P.S: Yes I know its been awhile and this post is just an email I sent out to my friends (believe it or not I do have friends, most of whom owe me money for dope). But I am working on getting my shit together and getting a few funny pictures up on this site as well as new material. In the mean time, if you want to know which member of the Wolverines resistance you'd be, take the following quiz:
(I am Robert the Exterminator - go figure. For those of you who have never seen the 1983 first PG-13 rated all American cold war classic Red Dawn starring Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze, C Thomas Howell amd Lea Thompson, go pick this DVD up pronto, you truly don't know what great filmmaking is!)